For me the simple sandwich has been the greatest invention ever in the world of food. The sandwich kept me going through childhood and was probably my main staple diet as I lazily lurched through adolescence and once again it is my favoured snack in adulthood. Hence I thought I would post a tribute to the mighty sandwich, in all its heavenly glory and hellish delight …

The $150 Sandwich can be bought from Selfridges and is made from the most expensive beef on Earth – The Japanese Wagyu Cattle. I guess you need to have a few bob to be eating one of these for your lunch everyday.

The 30,000 Calorie filled sandwich was dreamt up by a student back in 2005. It took him over 12 hours to eat it, to which he said it was absolute delicious. Yeah, I’ll bet!

The Simple Jam Sandwich is by far the easiest yet tastiest food source known to modern man. The jam sandwich was my main source of energy when I was a kid. Tastes great toasted as well.

The Messy Sandwich is normally created with loose ingredients such as scrambled egg, dollops of sauce, mayo and of course the bread must be toasted for that loose crumbs effect.

The Drunks Loaded Sandwich is a speciality sandwich that’s main ingredient is that the creator of the sandwich must be fully loaded with alchohol and think they are the best chef in the world, best eaten while the world is still fuzzy – may induce sickness in the morning.