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		<title>Obese Pets on the Increase</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 01 Jul 2009 16:50:02 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Paul</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Being overweight or obese is a major problem not only in Britain but across the globe. But its not just us  humans that have massive weight problems, it seems we are passing it down to our pets as well. Pet obesity has increased dramatically in the last few years, with as many as 60% [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Being overweight or obese is a major problem not only in Britain but across the globe. But its not just us  humans that have massive weight problems, it seems we are passing it down to our pets as well. Pet obesity has increased dramatically in the last few years, with as many as 60% of all pets in Britain &amp; America being treated for obesity.</p>
<p>This not only causes a massive strain on your pets health, but a financial burden to your wallet. Pet diets are on the increase and its an extremely fast-growing market treating obese pets. However, we know its hard to refuse someone with those big droopy eyes from sneaking an extra treat at the dining table.<br />
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<p>We have looked through the internet and found some of the main contenders for &#8216;Fattest Pet On The Planet&#8217;.</p>
<div id="attachment_174" class="wp-caption alignnone" style="width: 330px"><img class="size-full wp-image-174" title="Fat Dog" src="http://www.weight-loss-now.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/Fat-dog-1.jpg" alt="This lazy pooch ain't in no hurry to do much, now is he, check the puddle of dribble he's left. The postman chasing days of this old boy are well past." width="320" height="287" /><p class="wp-caption-text">This lazy pooch ain&#39;t in no hurry to do much, now is he, check the puddle of dribble he&#39;s left. The postman chasing days of this old boy are well past.</p></div>
<div id="attachment_175" class="wp-caption alignnone" style="width: 330px"><img src="http://www.weight-loss-now.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/fat-cat-1.jpg" alt="Brings a whole new meaning to Fat Cat…. Just don’t rely on it to catch many mice. But he ain&#039;t the worst I&#039;ve seen, oh no ..." title="Fat Cat" width="320" height="284" class="size-full wp-image-175" /><p class="wp-caption-text">Brings a whole new meaning to Fat Cat…. Just don’t rely on it to catch many mice. But he ain't the worst I've seen, oh no ...</p></div>
<div id="attachment_176" class="wp-caption alignnone" style="width: 330px"><img src="http://www.weight-loss-now.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/hammy-3.jpg" alt="Hammy the hamster, by the look of him he has ate too much ham, wouldn’t like to think of him on a wheel... in fact I&#039;d like to see the wheel he spins on." title="hammy the hamster" width="320" height="219" class="size-full wp-image-176" /><p class="wp-caption-text">Hammy the hamster, by the look of him he has ate too much ham, wouldn’t like to think of him on a wheel... in fact I'd like to see the wheel he spins on.</p></div>
<div id="attachment_178" class="wp-caption alignnone" style="width: 470px"><img src="http://www.weight-loss-now.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/overweight-pet-cat-2.jpg" alt="Told you there was a bigger fat cat ... one thing for sure, this ones name ain&#039;t called Tiddles." title="overweight-pet-cat-2" width="460" height="488" class="size-full wp-image-178" /><p class="wp-caption-text">Told you there was a bigger fat cat ... one thing for sure, this ones name ain't called Tiddles.</p></div>
<div id="attachment_179" class="wp-caption alignnone" style="width: 307px"><img src="http://www.weight-loss-now.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/overweight-pet-dog-1.jpg" alt="This one is a Boxer believe it or not, guess the training days are behind him, not that he would notice." title="overweight-pet-dog-1" width="297" height="264" class="size-full wp-image-179" /><p class="wp-caption-text">This one is a Boxer believe it or not, guess the training days are behind him, not that he would notice.</p></div>
<div id="attachment_180" class="wp-caption alignnone" style="width: 540px"><img src="http://www.weight-loss-now.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/overweight-pet-giraffe-4.jpg" alt="OK, I know this aint a pet but I just couldn&#039;t resist myself adding this to the list." title="overweight-pet-giraffe-4" width="530" height="350" class="size-full wp-image-180" /><p class="wp-caption-text">OK, I know this aint a pet but I just couldn't resist myself adding this to the list.</p></div>
<div id="attachment_177" class="wp-caption alignnone" style="width: 101px"><img src="http://www.weight-loss-now.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/squrrle.jpg" alt="We all know that squirrel’s like to save their food for the winter but this is a bit extreme, this squirrel is saving for the next 3 years, and then some..." title="squirrel" width="91" height="124" class="size-full wp-image-177" /><p class="wp-caption-text">We all know that squirrel’s like to save their food for the winter but this is a bit extreme, this squirrel is saving for the next 3 years, and then some...</p></div>
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		<title>Heaven or Hell Sandwiches</title>
		<link>http://www.weight-loss-now.co.uk/heaven-hell-sandwiches/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 16 Apr 2009 13:52:21 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Paul</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[For me the simple sandwich has been the greatest invention ever in the world of food. The sandwich kept me going through childhood and was probably my main staple diet as I lazily lurched through adolescence and once again it is my favoured snack in adulthood. Hence I thought I would post a tribute to [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>For me the simple sandwich has been the greatest invention ever in the world of food. The sandwich kept me going through childhood and was probably my main staple diet as I lazily lurched through adolescence and once again it is my favoured snack in adulthood. Hence I thought I would post a tribute to the mighty sandwich, in all its heavenly glory and hellish delight &#8230;</p>
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<p><img class="size-full wp-image-68" title="expensive-sandwich" src="http://www.weight-loss-now.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/expensive-sandwich.jpg" alt="The $150 Sandwich" width="370" height="294" /></p>
<p><strong>The $150 Sandwich</strong> can be bought from Selfridges and is made from the most expensive beef on Earth &#8211; The Japanese Wagyu Cattle. I guess you need to have a few bob to be eating one of these for your lunch everyday.</p>
<p><img class="size-full wp-image-70" title="30000-calorie-sandwich1" src="http://www.weight-loss-now.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/30000-calorie-sandwich1.jpg" alt="The 30000 Calorie Sandwich" width="400" height="200" /></p>
<p><strong>The 30,000 Calorie filled sandwich</strong> was dreamt up by a student back in 2005. It took him over 12 hours to eat it, to which he said it was absolute delicious. Yeah, I&#8217;ll bet!</p>
<p><img class="size-full wp-image-72" title="jam-sandwich1" src="http://www.weight-loss-now.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/jam-sandwich1.jpg" alt="The Simple Jam Sandwich" width="430" height="300" /></p>
<p><strong>The Simple Jam Sandwich</strong> is by far the easiest yet tastiest food source known to modern man. The jam sandwich was my main source of energy when I was a kid. Tastes great toasted as well.</p>
<p><img class="size-full wp-image-73" title="messy-sandwich" src="http://www.weight-loss-now.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/messy-sandwich.jpg" alt="The Messy Sandwich" width="400" height="410" /></p>
<p><strong>The Messy Sandwich</strong> is normally created with loose ingredients such as scrambled egg, dollops of sauce, mayo and of course the bread must be toasted for that loose crumbs effect.</p>
<p><img class="size-full wp-image-74" title="drunks-loaded-sandwich" src="http://www.weight-loss-now.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/drunks-loaded-sandwich.jpg" alt="The Drunks Loaded Sandwich" width="420" height="319" /></p>
<p><strong>The Drunks Loaded Sandwich</strong> is a speciality sandwich that&#8217;s main ingredient is that the creator of the sandwich must be fully loaded with alchohol and think they are the best chef in the world, best eaten while the world is still fuzzy &#8211; may induce sickness in the morning.</p>
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